Page Six Magazine gives us the 50 Hottest Bachelors of the year. The ones I think should get snatched up first:
Bill Murray, 58. Someone stop him from wandering around Manhattan crashing parties, please.
Seth Meyers, 35. On SNL! If I had known he was single, I would have been stalking him faithfully. (And guess what? Andy Samberg is 30. I don't know why I just assumed he was 19.)
Keith Gessen, 37. I am powerless to resist the literary type, and he looks the part. So Byronically broody, with bushy eyebrows.
Salman Rushdie, 61: Another literary type with weird eyebrows, but he divorced Padma Lakshmi, Top Chef host, and she is HOT so he can't be as smart as he's cracked up to be.
David Lauren,36. Son of Ralph Lauren, looks like Hugh Grant. And his dad is Ralph Lauren. And he looks like Hugh Grant.
Mark Zuckerberg, 24. Wafts adorable-dork vibe and looks awkward as hell. But he founded Facebook, so he is the visionary of our age.
David Karp, 24. Founded Tumblr. Not as cool as Facebook but still pretty cool.
Lockhart Steele, 35. President of Curbed Networks, so I would always be safe of a blogging job. He "likes his ladies snarky-smart." Hello?
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