Top Five

5.) THE NOT-SO-DEADLY TABLESAW:
Every time someone goes and creates a totally awesome piece of equipment, some other pansy has to go and make it all innovative and safe.

4.) IMPERSONATIONS:
As the YouTube title implies, the really cool one here is Morgan Freeman. Seriously, if you can do his voice, who cares about the others? You’re already a vocal Jedi-Knight. Or sith.

3.) IT HAS BEGUN:
Oh crap. Here comes the plotline of “Primer.”

2.) THE BEST OF WIKIPEDIA:
Say goodbye to the next 5-7 hours of your life. Seriously. Oh, what’s that? There are 50 more of them? Make that 10-14 hours of your life.

1.) THE HOTTEST CONSERVATIVES IN NEW MEDIA:
Whoever compiled this list deserves a medal.
[Insert capitalism double-entendre here.]

BONUS: SARCASM ALGORITHM:
I’m in your computer, understanding your humor.

BONUS: SCARY BABY
This will scar you for life. Friendly FYI.

 
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