5.) THE NOT-SO-DEADLY TABLESAW:
Every time someone goes and creates a totally awesome piece of equipment, some other pansy has to go and make it all innovative and safe.
As the YouTube title implies, the really cool one here is Morgan Freeman. Seriously, if you can do his voice, who cares about the others? You’re already a vocal Jedi-Knight. Or sith.
1.) THE HOTTEST CONSERVATIVES IN NEW MEDIA:
Whoever compiled this list deserves a medal.
[Insert capitalism double-entendre here.]
BONUS: SARCASM ALGORITHM:
I’m in your computer, understanding your humor.
BONUS: SCARY BABY
This will scar you for life. Friendly FYI.
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