5.) LINDSAY LOHAN ON EHARMONY:
“I never lose my Google hits. Just my underwear.”
Have to admit, this actually sounds like a good time.
3.) TWILIGHT EXPLAINED:
You’ve probably heard this theory before. This version is illustrated.
To be fair, Robert Pattinson deserves a little credit. He seems rather manly in spite of things. And a good enough actor to make me forget he’s British.
BONUS: BEST IDEA EVER:
I actually just gained some respect for Ozzy Osbourne. Never thought that would ever happen.
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