5.) LINDSAY LOHAN ON EHARMONY:
“I never lose my Google hits. Just my underwear.”
Have to admit, this actually sounds like a good time.

4.) I <3 ANDERSEN COOPER:
Whoever decided to sub Mr. AC for Regis should get a raise. Seriously.
It’s adorable how awkward he is. And sorta hilarious how buff he is.

3.) TWILIGHT EXPLAINED:
You’ve probably heard this theory before. This version is illustrated.
To be fair, Robert Pattinson deserves a little credit. He seems rather manly in spite of things. And a good enough actor to make me forget he’s British.

2.) ROBOTS ARE GETTING FREAKIER:
It can cross see-saws. There go my Armageddon defense plans.
Wait til they combine it with one of these.

1.) THE MONSTER ENGINE:
This guy literally brings the nightmares of children to life.
I think that deserves a special place on the ladder of bad-assery-gone-wrong.

BONUS: BEST IDEA EVER:
I actually just gained some respect for Ozzy Osbourne. Never thought that would ever happen.

BONUS: ANOTHER GREAT IMPERSONATION
Will Smith is never late; he arrives precisely when he means to.

 
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