5.) I’M IN LOVE:
Quirky, zany hair, extremely … uh, talented at a form of art.

4.) PETER PAN:
Everyone knew it, College Humor is just brave enough to say it.
They’re actually really good at that.

3.) FLAME WARRIORS:
Also known as your your guide to recognizing everyone who’s ever posted on YouTube. If I were a flame-warrior, I’d be Big Cat for sure.

2.) THE BEST VIEW NOT ON EARTH:
Like if the Hubble Space telescope and Superman had a baby.

1.) THE CLOSEST YOU’LL EVER GET:
Unless you’re planning a trip to Italy in the very near future. I want a living room that looks like this.

BONUS: HOW TO TRICK A BABOON Not a nerd. It’s one of those self-actuating statements I use a lot.

BONUS: IF YOU GIVE A MONKEY A BEER
He’s going to get wasted and make a scene. At some point he’ll probably want a cookie, too.

 
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