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Welcome to the Boneyard

Bones    Mar 04, 2009    3 COMMENTS    SHARE

By now you've gotten to know my man Bigs pretty well, so I thought it was time for me to introduce myself. 

I am the Bones half of Big & Bones. 

I call Jersey my home and the New York Yankees my team. Other than that I am a sports nomad wandering the barren landscape of lackluster franchises like the Minnesota Vikings and the New Jersey Nets. 

Bigs and I don't agree very often. He's from Texas, I'm from the Northeast. I don't think it gets any uglier than that. So to give you all a picture of where I'm coming from, here's my sports statement of faith. 

 I BELIEVE...

  • The gods love sports, but they love Bill Russell and the New York Yankees more than anyone else.
  • If you can't beat 'em, buy 'em.
  • The 1998 Minnesota Vikings broke my heart.
  • The Catch 2.0.
  • There will never be another Yogi Berra.
  • Lawrence Taylor felt no pain.
  • The 40 yd dash is overrated.
  • The Cubs will win the Series in my lifetime.
  • 61 and 755 will never be broken.
  • Practice isn't overrated.
  • and that there's no crying in sports.
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  1. Glad to have some company Bones.

    I can’t wait to hear your opinions and then disregard them.

    Bigs · Mar 4, 05:40 PM · #


  2. i think you’re way smarter than bigs, but he’s from texas, so i don’t expect much.

    nathan · Mar 4, 09:35 PM · #


  3. I happen to know that you’re from Mississippi.

    Way to sell out. Why don’t you go ahead and start pronouncing your -er’s like -ah’s.

    Bigs · Mar 4, 11:54 PM · #


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