SEPTEMBER 2009

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» Jon Stewart on the Values Voters Summit
» David Bazan Talks to God in New York
» Conservatives Organize Against WorldNetDaily
» This Week's Sign of the Apocalypse

AUGUST 2009

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» Jennifer Knapp Starting to Write, Mgmt. Confirms
» Jennifer Knapp Planning a Comeback
» Where Are Tornados When You Need Them?
» Christianity Today Totally Didn't Mean It
» Who is This Awesome Jesse Garcia?
» The Big Pink, "Velvet"
» Happy Birthday, President Obama

JULY 2009

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» Still Wrestling with the Emptiness
» Free Download: Caspian's "Tertia"
» William Shatner Reads Palin Speech
» OneRepublic Frontman Gyps Kelly Clarkson
» Jay-Z, Rihanna & Kanye Leak Awesome Track
» Muse Becomes Queen
» The Gospel of Frank
» Can Norma McCorvey Read Sotomayor's Mind?
» Oh Yeah, About That One Song ...

JUNE 2009

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» Spoon's "Got Nuffin" Has Got Somethin'
» The Best "Transformers 2" Insults
» Did Patrol kill Godwitter?

MAY 2009

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» Summer break
» Desperate Dispatch from Derek Webb
» The Maureen Dowd Karma Edition
» New Derek Webb Song Does, In Fact, Use S-Word
» "Godwitter": It Was Only a Matter of Time
» Kanye West Curveball Will Save Kris Allen
» New Derek Webb Album Too Sketchy for Release
» Slate Launches Double X
» Summer Christian Movie Preview
» The Nerd Prom Edition
» SoHo Hollister Opening to Ridiculous Fanfare
» Old Men Keep Trying to Sue Coldplay
» There's An App For That
» The Newsless Monday Edition
» The Chrysler Goes Bankrupt Edtion

APRIL 2009

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» Julia Allison is Not A "Banal Lifecaster"
» The Pigs Can Fly Edition
» The We Do Not @$#%ing Torture! Edition
» Gawker Alums Still Hate Bad Magazines
» Nate Cole, Starving Artist?
» TNR: Christians Aren't Going Away
» The Hipster Grifter Overkill Edition
» Manhattan Welcomes the Welcome Wagon
» Mew's Cryptic Album Title
» The Ashton Kutcher Victory Edition
» Tonight: Tom's Barefoot Dance Party
» It's Weasel-Stomping Day!
» The Twilight In Your Eyes
» The Dead Pirates Edition
» Don't You Dare Take A Bow! Edition
» Kanye West is a Gay Fish
» Billy Bob Thornton's Big Radio Blow Up
» Jocks vs. Journalists Feud Gets Messy
» Empire State Building Goes Green
» A Quick, Free Guide to Spring
» Spying on the Monkey Bar Re-Opening
» Julia Allison Finds Herself in Copenhagen
» End of the World As We Know It! Edition
» Are those ... Snuggies?
» Goddess of Grace and Fury
» The Get Your Hands Off the Queen! Edition
» Tonight: Asobi Seksu
» The Haunting in the Bible Belt
» Joy Williams Reads The New Yorker

MARCH 2009

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» 8 Tips for Meeting James Franco
» The morning gossip
» iTunes gives itself a bonus
» No more "Freedom Tower"
» Why British politicians are awesome
» The Morning Gossip
» The afternoon gossip
» Dear Congress
» Obama the fundamentalist
» The Morning Gossip
» Idol: Eliminations Night! New Rule! Anoop Stays!
» The morning gossip
» Who's the next Michael Jackson?
» Patrol featured on WeLoveTXP
» Paterson demeans the gubernatorial office?
» Missy Higgins is ready to break
» The Jonas Brothers 3D Scream Index

FEBRUARY 2009

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» 'Top Chef' finale: everybody fails
» Blogging last night's un-'American Idol'
» What's the CCM Twitterati having for lunch?
» The Valley of the Shadow of MTA Death
» The Jonas Brothers! Duh!
» Our Final 2009 Banned Words List
» The CCM Twitterati exposed
» Idol women boot Bikini Girl
» Coldplay hearts dying old media

JANUARY 2009

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» Blagojevich the Golden
» Culture11 didn't see the recession coming
» Oscar Nominations Arrive
» Words you're forbidden to say this year
» A more highly evolved 'Idol' judge
» Take a seat, Burris
» New Year, New Patrol

DECEMBER 2008

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» Patrol 2009 Excitement
» New York Times Alcohol Blog All About ... Not Drinking
» Peace, Love and Christmas Wars
» Derek Webb Announces New Album Details
» New York Reporters Steal Patrol Office
» Join Us Tonight for Patrol's Holiday Party!
» Photographer Shoots All 11,000 Manhattan Street Corners
» Gawker Drama Could Foreshadow Hard Times for Blogs

NOVEMBER 2008

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» Why Leadership Is All About Love Love Love Love Love!
» What "Musical Stylists" (Don't) Do
» The Other Side of Gay Marriage Hysteria
» New York Subway Gets "Draconian" Service Cuts
» Are Coldplay Breaking Up?
» The Sexperimenting Texas Megachurch
» 'Blue Like Jazz' The Movie
» Carried to the World with Calexico, or Patrol Blogs About Music and No One Cares
» Mental Health Break: Ridiculous Analysis of This Week's Ridiculous 'Gossip Girl'
» Washington Post Blogger Calls Obama America's "Pastor In Chief"
» Town of Batman, Turkey, Suing Warner Bros
» Young Conservatives See Apocalypse On the Horizon
» Patrol's Election Night Liveblog

OCTOBER 2008

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» Fashion Magazines, So Pre-Recession
» Who Killed the Blogosphere?
» The Year the Election Was Cooler Than ... Everything
» The New Republic: When the Man and the Moment Meld
» CMJ Hosting All These Patrol Artists!
» Hi, I'm Farrah the Unemployed Aspiring Fameball
» East Coast Elites Adopt Palin Style
» Chris Buckley: "McCain Has Changed"
» The Worst Reason to Vote Against McCain
» Christopher Hitchens: McCain's Temperament Disqualifies Him
» Sarah Palin and Class Warfare, Part II
» Windows War Hits New York Streets
» Sarah Palin's Night in the Foxhouse
» Patrol's Presidential Debate Liveblog
» Dear Maverick
» Head's Open Challenge To Conservatives: "Die Religion Die"
» Young Evangelicals Cold Towards Bush, Palin
» Dear Church: Stop Using Media
» That Indescribable Christian Music Sound

SEPTEMBER 2008

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» Media: Stupid, Crass 'Rolling Stone' Writer Fueling Culture War
» Witch Hunter Prays Over Sarah Palin
» Family Force 5 Inspires Christians to Pretend They Go to Dance Clubs
» Why Barack Obama is Going to Hell
» SBC Shields Christian Eyes from Female Pastors
» Lou Dobbs' Change of Heart
» Introducing 'The Scene,' Patrol's NYC Music Calendar
» Krystal Meyers, NBC's fall soundtrack girl
» Obama-Supporting Christian Missionaries Lose Funding
» Denison Witmer Paints the Town Red
» McCain Edging Obama In New York?
» Dear Stephen Baldwin: Gossip Girl? Seriously?
» 'Atlantic' Cover Photographer Desecrates John McCain
» Obama May Make Surprise SNL Appearance
» VMA Host Mocks Jonas Brothers, Paris Hilton Defends Chastity
» Mae Leave Capitol Records
» The Lipstick Chronicles
» Is Obama Really Doomed?
» Sarah Palin Terrifies the Living Daylights out of Matt Damon
» Lil' Wayne's (Astronomical) VMA Crotch Count
» 'Gossip Girl' Filming All Day Wednesday in the Lower East Side
» Blair Waldorf's Secret Christian Movie Career
» MSNBC, Now With Less Crazy
» When Oasis Fans Attack
» A New Margaret Thatcher Shall Arise from Washington
» Is Sarah "Cover Story" Palin the New Barack Obama?
» Britney Spears Has A Dad?
» Is Lynn Spears A Despicable Mother?
» The Awkward Adventures of Levi Johnston
» Where Kissing A Girl And Liking It Will Take You
» Possibly the Worst Use of "Viva la Vida" Ever

AUGUST 2008

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» Dobson: Actually, I Am A Dirty Flip-Flopper
» Copeland Do the Record Label Shuffle
» Jon and Tricia move Christian music one step forward two steps back

JULY 2008

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» Mute Math make Christian music look cool
» God did not want a Christian Disney!!!
» Metal mayhem, or how Chino Moreno is ruining Christian hardcore
» Krystal Meyers makes some (sexy?) noise

JUNE 2008

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» OMG, injuries still make Christian bands better!
» Anberlin release new cover art, song
» Tomlin's new tune (hint: it's about Jesus)
» Third Day in Billboard: where have we heard this story before?
» Feeding frenzy for all our friends
» More Sex, More Slater
» Newworldson Get Things Done

MAY 2008

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» What happened to Tooth & Nail?
» Why Bono just might get it right
» Coldplay stalker update: "Lovers In Japan" leaks
» Coldplay stalker update: new reviews, iTunes ad
» Is Bon Voyage Christian music's answer to Stars?
» 13 people "raised from the dead" in Florida
» Augustana renounces?
» Taylor Swift gets sloshed on stage
» Steven Curtis Chapman's daughter killed
» "Violet Hill" video expounds the Coldplay politik
» Newsboys' weak-ish new song about being strong
» Britt Nicole: Christian music's edgiest new girl
» Steinbeck "artless"? Come again?
» Radiohead in Virginia: the rest of the story
» Gotee Goes Independent
» American Idol Kills Bob Dylan
» Switchfoot: free to a good home
» Black Kids go big time

APRIL 2008

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» 'The Hour' goes to church...again
» Jaci Velaquez: "JESUS songwriting is easy!"
» Coldplay's "Violet Hill" hits the internet
» Jimmy Fallon to take over Conan's Late Night slot on NBC
» Coldplay release album cover, free single tomorrow
» Menomena wants Jesus to wash their feet
» Relient K, Switchfoot, and Jump5 are my Boyfriends
» Avalon Alert: Jody McBrayer is Michael Jackson
» Muse HAARPs On YouTube
» P.O.D.'s Inadvertent, Controversial Masterpiece
» 'Eli Stone' Finale Promises to be Divine
» Gibbard in Paste
» Leslie Feist is (Gonna Be) Famous
» Life Resolution Number 7459
» The Cult of Sincerity
» Lifetime Snatches Up Project Runway
» Pitchfork.TV
» Remembering America's Martyr
» Mew's "Shamelessly Wonderful" New Record
» Music That's Too Good

MARCH 2008

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» #93 Music Piracy
» Bon Iver and a California Girl
» Whoa, Whoa, Icky bro! What's the rush?
» Stars on Conan
» Call and Response
» Moby, AddictiveTV, and Red Gorilla
» Andy Zipf Blogs SXSW
» SXSW and Patrol Magazine
» #67 Standing Still at Concerts
» If the Jackboot Fits (We are the Ones)

FEBRUARY 2008

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» I'm Going to Marry this Woman
» The Hottest Ticket in D.C.
» Dave Debiak on Chester James
» Epic Road Trips/Patrol Mag meets Twitter
» The Radiohead Race
» Meghan McCain, Wannabe Music Journalist?
» The Night Watches
» An Irrelevant Love Note
» Interview on Pilgrim Radio
» 'Relevant' Is The New 'CCM', After All
» Just Deserts (and Relevant Magazine).
» Pavilion Pits
» I Dream of Nissan
» I Dream of Radiohead
» IMing the Grammys, Part "Not!"
» My Problem with Bonnaroo
» IMing the Grammys
» Live (the band) at 9:30

JANUARY 2008

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» Patrol Readers Unite..
» R.I.P., CCM Magazine
» Jay-Z: The Voice of Obama's Hillary-Bashing
» Radiohead North American Tour Announced
» Showbread "Raw Devilry" Update
» In Rainbows. Again.

The-CCM-Patrol May 12, 2009
New Derek Webb Album Too Sketchy for Release

The-CCM-Patrol May 19, 2009
Desperate Dispatch from Derek Webb

The-CCM-Patrol Nov 29, 2008
Why Leadership Is All About Love Love Love Love Love!

End-Times Nov 05, 2008
Young Conservatives See Apocalypse On the Horizon

May 05, 2008
Switchfoot: free to a good home